"The Parody of Flexodox Marxism: Why Orthodox Marxism is Needed to End Inequality For All" Stephen Tumino The paper argues that among all contesting social theories now, only Orthodox Marxism has been able to produce an integrated knowledge of the existing social totality and provide lines of praxis that will lead to building a society free from necessity. Like all other modes and forms of political theory, however, the very theoretical identity of Orthodox Marxism is itself contested. Orthodox Marxism has become a test-case of the "radical" today. Yet, what passes for orthodoxy on the left is a parody of orthodoxy which hybridizes its central concepts and renders them into flexodox simulations. What the parody of Marxism today basically does is make class struggle a rhetorical "invention" of Marx(ists) analogous to the bourgeois "rights" politics and erases the need for a global theory of social change. The paper will outline a short polemical map of contestation over Orthodox Marxism now in order to argue for its effectivity in bringing about a new society based not on human rights but on freedom from necessity. The paper argues that to know contemporary society--and to be able to act on such knowledge--one has to first of all know what makes the existing social totality. The dominant social totality is based on inequality--not just inequality of power but inequality of economic access. This systematic inequality cannot be explained by gender, race, sexuality, disability, ethnicity, or nationality. These are all secondary contradictions and are all determined by the fundamental contradiction of capitalism which is inscribed in the relation of capital and labor. All modes of Marxism now explain social inequalities primarily on the basis of these secondary contradictions and in doing so legitimate capitalism.